the_spink (the_spink) wrote,


Ha, bitches. The humans, they're all gone! This house is mine now. I don't care what that intruder thinks - the food is mine, the litterboxes are mine, and all the beds are mine mine MINE! Human best not be forgetting to go digging for treasure in my litterboxs no matter where they are.

I dunno where everyone went, but it's dark and cold in here, and kinda lonely. I'm so... ronery. So vewy ronery...

Time to go pass out in the sink.

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