the_spink (the_spink) wrote,

THEY PUT A GLASS ROD UP. MY. ASS. I tried to fight them off, but one of them grabbed my scruff and totally paralyzed me, just like Ma used to do, and continued to have their way with me. I hate humans! These human mating rituals are so strange, but why am I always involved?

At least they gave me my own private box to poop in... I'll be damned if they think I'm going to share a box with that... intruder... forever, and I tired quickly of peeing on my things to get them to attend to this fact.

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