I was starting to think I wouldn't make it back and ever see my humans again, but then I saw the big one walking around and ran to him. The fucker picked me up and CARRIED ME all the way back! Oh man, I let him have it. Then Fuzzy tried to carry me for the rest... when we got back to the Usual World, he entered it through a really big hole that CLOSED ITS MOUTH when we went into it! The monster, it eated us! Fuzzy opened another hole, and there was my litter box! I pooped to show my gratitude.
Unfortunately, the Intruder was still here when I returned. I actually missed hissing and scratching at him, so I licked him to express emotion. That'll show him.